Top Ten Reasons My Wife Can't Find an Affordable Car Insurance Quote

My wife is the best driver of all time in her own mind, yet when she tries to go find an affordable car insurance quote, nobody seems to agree with her. You would think she had suddenly run through the streets like a raving maniac behind the wheel. Some might say that is partially true, but the fact is she is an excellent driver.....just ask her. Here are the top ten reasons my wife can't find an affordable car insurance quote in today's market:

1. Car insurance companies actually check the DMV these days.
2. Car insurance companies actually get accident reports.
3. Car insurance companies frown on speeding, etc.
4. Car insurance companies know her by name and reputation.
5. My wife considers road signs to be suggestions.
6. My wife sees a yellow light as a signal to hurry up.
7. My wife once hit a car in the grocery store parking lot as she was leaving the insurance company.
8. My wife should have been a race car driver....no really.
9. My wife thinks defensive driving is outrunning anyone else's mistakes.
10. Affordable car insurance quote is a misnomer...it does not exist these days.

Until tomorrow,

Rodney

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The Top Ten Reasons Michael Myers Scares Us

Everyone is scared of the Boogeyman, right? Well modern day horror film slasher Michael Myers is about as close as I have ever seen to the Boogeyman come to life. From the first appearance back in the classic "Halloween" with Jamie Lee Curtis to the countless sequels throughout the last several decades, Michael Myers has scared the movie watching public. What is it though? Why does he scare us so badly?

Here are ten good reasons why:

1. He represents a character that could exist in real life. (Minus the ability to constantly come back to life)
2. That spooky William Shatner mask
3. Those darkened, empty eye sockets
4. His spooky walk that somehow catches up to you regardless of how fast you run
5. The fact that an ominous piano plays every time he is about to kill someone
6. His ability to always know where you are hiding
7. His incredible ability to drive a car even though he was institutionalized at a very young age. (He even uses turn signals)
8. The fact he never speaks
9. The fact that he never stops coming for you
10. The fact that you can't kill him

These are all pretty darn good reasons why you should be afraid. What say you?

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The Top Ten Chick-Fil-A Food Items Available Today

When it comes to Chick-Fil-A I must admit I am a bit biased; my beautiful wife works there and the people are the best thing about it. The food is fantastic, but the people are what drives the Chick-Fil-A machine on to bigger and better things than fast food could ever replicate. Despite this, I have painstakingly perused the menu and come up with my top ten Chick-Fil-A food items that can be purchased at any time. (except Sundays of course) All of these food choices will make your knees buckle:

1. Chick-Fil-A Chicken Sandwich - The original tops the list and is still hard to beat in my book!
2. Chick-Fil-A Chicken Minis - These little breakfast treats are fantastic! I only wish they were available any time of day.
3. Chick-Fil-A Chicken Noodle Soup - It might not be as well known, but nothing is better on a cold day.
4. Chick-Fil-A Chicken Biscuit - In the morning it is the classic on a biscuit.
5. Chick-Fil-A Sweet Tea - Nectar I tell you...Sweet, delectable nectar.
6. Chick-Fil-A Hand Spun Milkshakes - Regardless of the flavor or season, you will wish you had a bigger one.
7. Chick-Fil-A Ice Cream - It just tastes better than the rest.
8. Chick-Fil-A Chargrilled Chicken Club - Healthy but it certainly doesn't taste that way.
9. Chick-Fil-A Chicken Nuggets - Still one of the highlights of the menu and gaining ground for me.
10. Chick-Fil-A Side Salad - This little up and comer is one of the better values on the menu for your gut and your wallet.

So, what do you guys love at Chick-Fil-A?

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