Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Top Ten Reasons My Wife Can't Find an Affordable Car Insurance Quote



My wife is the best driver of all time in her own mind, yet when she tries to go find an affordable car insurance quote, nobody seems to agree with her. You would think she had suddenly run through the streets like a raving maniac behind the wheel. Some might say that is partially true, but the fact is she is an excellent driver.....just ask her. Here are the top ten reasons my wife can't find an affordable car insurance quote in today's market:


  1. Car insurance companies actually check the DMV these days.
  2. Car insurance companies actually get accident reports.
  3. Car insurance companies frown on speeding, etc.
  4. Car insurance companies know her by name and reputation.
  5. My wife considers road signs to be suggestions.
  6. My wife sees a yellow light as a signal to hurry up.
  7. My wife once hit a car in the grocery store parking lot as she was leaving the insurance company.
  8. My wife should have been a race car driver....no really.
  9. My wife thinks defensive driving is outrunning anyone else's mistakes.
  10. Affordable car insurance quote is a misnomer...it does not exist these days.


Until tomorrow,

Rodney
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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Top Ten Reasons Michael Myers Scares Us


Everyone is scared of the Boogeyman, right? Well modern day horror film slasher Michael Myers is about as close as I have ever seen to the Boogeyman come to life. From the first appearance back in the classic "Halloween" with Jamie Lee Curtis to the countless sequels throughout the last several decades, Michael Myers has scared the movie watching public. What is it though? Why does he scare us so badly?

Here are ten good reasons why:


  1. He represents a character that could exist in real life. (Minus the ability to constantly come back to life)
  2. That spooky William Shatner mask
  3. Those darkened, empty eye sockets
  4. His spooky walk that somehow catches up to you regardless of how fast you run
  5. The fact that an ominous piano plays every time he is about to kill someone
  6. His ability to always know where you are hiding
  7. His incredible ability to drive a car even though he was institutionalized at a very young age. (He even uses turn signals)
  8. The fact he never speaks
  9. The fact that he never stops coming for you
  10. The fact that you can't kill him


These are all pretty darn good reasons why you should be afraid. What say you?
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Tuesday, February 5, 2013

The Top Ten Chick-Fil-A Food Items Available Today

When it comes to Chick-Fil-A I must admit I am a bit biased; my beautiful wife works there and the people are the best thing about it. The food is fantastic, but the people are what drives the Chick-Fil-A machine on to bigger and better things than fast food could ever replicate. Despite this, I have painstakingly perused the menu and come up with my top ten Chick-Fil-A food items that can be purchased at any time. (except Sundays of course) All of these food choices will make your knees buckle:


  1. Chick-Fil-A Chicken Sandwich - The original tops the list and is still hard to beat in my book!
  2. Chick-Fil-A Chicken Minis - These little breakfast treats are fantastic! I only wish they were available any time of day.
  3. Chick-Fil-A Chicken Noodle Soup - It might not be as well known, but nothing is better on a cold day.
  4. Chick-Fil-A Chicken Biscuit - In the morning it is the classic on a biscuit.
  5. Chick-Fil-A Sweet Tea - Nectar I tell you...Sweet, delectable nectar.
  6. Chick-Fil-A Hand Spun Milkshakes - Regardless of the flavor or season, you will wish you had a bigger one.
  7. Chick-Fil-A Ice Cream - It just tastes better than the rest.
  8. Chick-Fil-A Chargrilled Chicken Club - Healthy but it certainly doesn't taste that way.
  9. Chick-Fil-A Chicken Nuggets - Still one of the highlights of the menu and gaining ground for me.
  10. Chick-Fil-A Side Salad - This little up and comer is one of the better values on the menu for your gut and your wallet.
So, what do you guys love at Chick-Fil-A?


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Saturday, November 24, 2012

The Top Ten Classic Toys I Wish I Still Had

Back in the old days (Circa 1978 or so for me), I had some really cool toys. My mom could not afford to give me a ton of stuff, but they were pretty good about getting me quality toys. I was a boy all the way, but my sister had some pretty cool stuff that I either liked to borrow or wanted to destroy magnificently. That said, this list will be a mixture of a few different ones. Here are my ten favorites that I would love to have all over again.

If you have others, please leave them in the comments for others to enjoy.

Stretch Armstrong - Destroyed by two bicycles and a determination to find out what was inside. (jellylike stubstance)

Easy Bake Oven - Wanted it to blow up some stuff

Trouble game - Loved to make my sister mad with it.

My Batcave - Was the Holy Grail of my childhood and finally got it in 1979

Spiderman Underoos - Yes, I would still wear them and pretend.

Evel Knievel Motorcycle - Blown up jumping over the creek in my backyard. Never found most of the pieces.

Rockem Sockem Robots - Destruction rules!

Electronic Football Game - Moving that dash was fun.

Miniature Pool Table - I loved this better than anything else. Learned to play pool on it...

Toss Across - Tic Tac Toe on steroids. Who would not want that?

What great classic games did you enjoy?


Thursday, November 22, 2012

The Top Ten Thanksgiving Foods of All Time

Thanksgiving is upon us once again and the food is percolating in the oven. Virtually everyone loves to eat on Thanksgiving, but not everyone agrees on what foods are best. I thought it might be fun to make a top ten list of the best Thanksgiving foods in my home. Keep in mind that these are my favorite foods and not everyone's necessarily. If you have foods that I left off the list, by all means add them in the comments. Happy turkey day to all my friends out there!


  1. Turkey
  2. Ham
  3. Stuffing
  4. Mashed Taters
  5. Green Bean Casserole
  6. Sweet Potato Casserole
  7. Gravy
  8. Macaroni and Cheese
  9. Broccoli and Cheese Casserole
  10. Apple Pie

Monday, November 12, 2012

The Top Ten Divas In WWE Today

The WWE Divas have certainly had their challenges in recent years and the primary one was due to lack of television time. If they are not seen by WWE fans it is nearly impossible to further the division. The truth is, the Divas are simply not as talented as they once were with Trish Stratus, Lita and others. Still, there are several WWE Divas that are capable of such heights if they got some exposure.

Here is my list of the top ten WWE Divas in the current WWE as of November 11, 2012. They are listed from first to last and they represent my personal opinion. Please feel free to agree or disagree in the comments section down below. Keep in mind that some Divas do not actually wrestle and I included them as well due to a lack of depth on the roster.

  1. Eve
  2. Layla
  3. AJ Lee
  4. Kaitlyn
  5. Natalya
  6. Tamina Snuka
  7. Aksana
  8. Rosa Mendes
  9. Alicia Fox
  10. Lilian Garcia

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

The Top Ten Horror Movie Serial Killers

Trying to figure out the top ten serial killers to star in horror movies is a bit tougher than one might think. There are a ton of great horror movies that feature scary serial killers. While this is certainly true of most movies, it is particularly true in the horror genre. There are serial killers that are complete fiction and those that are actually based on real life killers. Each of them are scary and have their own reasons for entering our nightmares.

Making this list was not easy, but I ranked them based on my own particular opinion. I would love to hear about who you guys think is spooky and who sends your heart racing. Please post your feelings in the comments down below about who scares you the most. Without further ado, here are my top ten horror movie serial killers:


  1. Freddy
  2. Jason
  3. Chucky
  4. Michael Myers
  5. Ghostface
  6. The Phantom Killer
  7. Jigsaw
  8. Ted Bundy
  9. Norman Bates
  10. Hannibal Lector

Monday, November 5, 2012

The Top Ten Sub Meats Of All Time

Eating a monster sub is like having a fine wine if you get used to savoring the meats inside. You can add all the toppings in the world and it is not going to affect it quite like a good sub meat. I love banana peppers, onions, cheese, mayo, salt, pepper and tomato. None of them, however, quite measure up to the wonderful flavors found in a black forest ham or salami. Trying to figure the top ten meats, however, is not an easy task. Here are my favorite sub meats of all time numbered from best to worst.


  1. Pastrami
  2. Roast Beef
  3. Black Forest Ham
  4. Salami (regular)
  5. Cracked Pepper Ham
  6. Turkey (all types)
  7. Meatballs
  8. Tuna
  9. Bologna
  10. Genoa Salami

Top Ten Bob Seger Songs

Bob Seger is perhaps the most identifiable rocker in history when it comes to sound. When his songs come on, you instantly know that it is Seger. After decades of entertaining us with hit after hit, trying to choose a top ten list of his songs was challenging at best. Keep in mind that this list is purely based on my opinion. Please feel free to add in your choices in the comments below. Or you can simply tell me how spot on my choices are and how I am so fantastic! I won't hold my breath. lol...Here is my list of top ten Bob Seger Songs:

  1. Old Time Rock And Roll 
  2. Night Moves 
  3. Mainstreet 
  4. Turn The Page 
  5. We've Got Tonight 
  6. Like A Rock 
  7. Fire Lake 
  8. Against The Wind 
  9. The Fire Down Below 
  10. Shame On The Moon 
What do you think? Did I leave something out or rank something wrong here? I sure love them all...

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

The Top Ten Scariest Maneaters in the World

While researching the various maneating animals in the world, I came across some very alarming news. It is not as uncommon as one might think. Particularly in areas of the world where tons of animals and humans share territory, humans are on the food chain. While it is still rare in comparison to something like cancer or obesity, animal attacks where humans are eaten as a food source do happen.

Here are the top ten scariest maneaters in the world:

*Note: While some of these animals are very likely to eat humans, others are more likely to do so for other reasons such as self-defense, perceived danger or territory encroachment.

Number 10: Alligators


Alligators are not generally out there chasing humans around, but they certainly have been known to attack when the situation warrants. Growing up to 15 feet, alligators have eaten human beings in the past and will do so in the future.



Number 9: Wolves/Coyotes


Wolves and coyotes are famous for the old western movies and their dangerous attitudes. The truth is, getting eaten by wolves or coyotes is exceedingly rare. They simply don't view us as a food source in most cases. Still, it can and does happen and because they run in packs, it is particularly spooky.

Number 8: Anacondas


Anacondas and large pythons have long been rumored to eat people in remote areas of the world. While the rumors are rampant, I have yet to see proof of an adult being consumed by a large snake. Plenty of people are killed by them, and kids as well, but generally adults are not on the menu. Until further proof exists, this is just an unfounded fear that only really applies to kids and the very small.

Number 7: Bears


Bears have also been known to eat people. Timothy Treadwell is an example of what can happen when people get too close to bears. He spent a large amount of time with Grizzly Bears in Alaska. One evening, he was attacked outside his tent and eaten alive, along with his girlfriend. Bears are dangerous and should be left alone.



Number 6: Leopards


Leopards are not the first big cats that generally come to mind as maneaters, but they have been known to do just that. Powerful and sneaky, a leopard can easily overcome even the strongest adults. It does not happen often, but it is a sobering thought indeed.

Number 5: Komodo Dragons


Komodo dragons are the closest thing we have to dragons in real life. This massive lizard has toxic spit that can kill a man in no time. These lizards have been known to kill humans and eat them as well.

Number 4: Crocodiles


Both the saltwater crocodiles and the Nile crocodiles are capable and dangerous hunters. What makes them particularly dangerous is that they actually view humans and any other large mammals as a food source. With their immense size and power, you are pretty much toast if they get you in their jaws.



Number 3: Tigers


Tigers are the largest of the big cats and they blend in perfectly with their surroundings. If you are attacked by a tiger, it is a decent bet you will not see them coming. If that is not spooky, I don't know what is.

Number 2: Lions


Lions are known for being incredibly brave and are much more likely to attack you head on than a tiger. Despite the tiger being larger, the lions are much more bold. Lions kill people and consume them. Just knowing that fact is enough to make you shiver with fear when moving around in their territories.



Number 1: Sharks


Sharks are certainly dangerous but they don't generally consider humans to be food. Still, they do sometimes kill and eat us. The big three are the great white shark, the tiger shark and the bull shark. Each of these sharks are extremely dangerous and capable maneaters, well deserving of the number one spot on our top ten list of the same.